The new husband told me I should start writing on my blog again. And gave me wine.
So, I logged in for the first time in 6ish years and realize that I had people that viewed my blog since the last time I poste, which is all that I needed to realize that I have fans. Multiple fans. Over 3 people had viewed my blog within the past year, so I owe it to them to update them on the idiotic shenanigans that have occurred around me (that I had no part of).
Stay tuned for stories on:
*the purchase of a giant dog whose favorite past times are passing gas and gnawing on my feet. We may have taught her to growl when she’s happy so we never know when to prep the obituary.
*my marriage that may or may not have happened on April 1st – I have the best ex-boyfriend ever!
*a neighbor who, kid you not, called me his “mortal enemy”.
*talking my way into drumming for a band at a redneck bar. I don’t play drums.
*the purchase of 2 dream vehicles within a month of each other.
*being promoted into a job that had no job description, KPI’s or precedent in the company.
*other stories that I’ve blocked out at the moment but will remember upon therapy.
And now it’s time for more wine as I’m a responsible adult. I look forward to sharing my bad choices so that everyone else can feel better about themselves. In the meantime, here’s a picture of my dog named Mouse.
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